The Revenge Store gift box in Sweet and Snarky versions, showing mug, word search book, socks, sleep mask, cookies and popcorn on wood.
Gift Box · 01 · The Breakup

The Breakup
Gift Box.

For the one who deserves better.

Who this one is for

Somebody's heart just took a hit. Not the dramatic kind that makes a good story, the quiet kind that makes Sunday last too long. The Breakup Gift Box is nine hand-packed things that say this part is temporary without saying it out loud. A mug for the 2am tea and the 6pm something stronger. A word search book, for when the brain needs somewhere else to go. Socks, for the days that call for staying in. Cookies and popcorn, because grief is hungry work. And a sound button that says the thing you'd say if you were standing in their kitchen. Sweet or snarky, you pick the vibe and we pack the box. For the one who deserves better.


$74.95 Free shipping · Always

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Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Onward &
Next Chapter
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “I'm telling you. It gets better.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Sleeping It Off
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Empathetic Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Baked-In Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Time to Pivot
Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos No Longer Relevant &
See You Never
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “Not even worth it.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Fake Sleeping
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Snarky Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Plot Your Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Pivot. Hard.
Always in the box

And these three, every time.

Whichever vibe you pick, these come along. They're the quiet workhorses of every gift box.

Vibe mug
Always

Vibe mug

Soft or Savage. Whichever morning it is, they're covered.

Confidence notes
Always

Confidence notes

A daily pep talk for when you can't be there.

Word search therapy book
Always

Word search therapy book

We found the right words. Now they will, too.

Make it personal

Three blanks.

Fill them in.

Type something into one of these. Watch it become a real object you can put in their hand.

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01 Custom temporary tattoo 20 characters · lasts 5-7 days + $9.95
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Printed at actual size on a clear transfer sheet. Goes on with water.
Your Message
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02 Custom sound button 8 sec audio · battery in · press repeatedly + $9.95
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That's our robot reading it back · your actual button is recorded in-house by a human

Want it in your own voice? Email a 5-second recording to custom@therevengestore.com and we'll program it straight onto the button.

(your sentence, on demand)
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03 Custom Keepsake Card no two alike + $9.95
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Not a gift note. A keepsake. Their name becomes art.
Live · their card
All three together $19.90
Custom tattoo Custom sound button Custom keepsake card
Two at $9.95 · the third is on us

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Out the door in 24 hrs · Packed by hand in New York · Arrives in 2–4 days · free shipping