The Revenge Store gift box in Sweet and Snarky versions, showing mug, word search book, socks, sleep mask, cookies and popcorn on wood.
Gift Box · 02 · The Career Breakup

The Career Breakup
Gift Box.

For the one who didn't see it coming.

Who this one is for

A layoff, a firing, a door that shut without warning. However it happened, the job is gone and the person is still standing there holding a badge that no longer opens anything. The Career Breakup Gift Box is nine hand-packed things for exactly that stretch. A mug for the morning that no longer has a commute attached to it. A word search book for the in-between hours. Socks and a sleep mask, because they deserve to rest well. Cookies and popcorn for the couch strategy sessions. And a sound button for when they need to hear that this was the company's loss. Sweet or snarky, you pick the vibe. For the one who didn’t see it coming.

$74.95 Free shipping · always

You can switch right up to checkout.

Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Still Me &
Mine to Write
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “This is rough, no doubt. You will be ok.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Sleeping It Off
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Empathetic Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Baked-In Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Time to Pivot
Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Watch Me &
Promoted Myself
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “Moving on.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Fake Sleeping
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Snarky Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Plot Your Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Pivot. Hard.
Always in the box

And these three, every time.

Whichever side you pick, these come along. They're the quiet workhorses of every gift box.

Vibe mug
Always

Vibe mug

Soft or Savage. Whichever morning it is, they're covered.

Confidence notes
Always

Confidence notes

A daily pep talk for when you can't be there.

Word search therapy
Always

Word search therapy

We found the right words. Now they will, too.

Make it personal

Three blanks.

Fill them in.

Type something into one of these. Watch it become a real object you can put in their hand.

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01 Custom temporary tattoo 20 characters · lasts 5-7 days + $9.95
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Printed at actual size on a clear transfer sheet. Goes on with water.
Your Message
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02 Custom sound button 8 sec audio · battery in · press repeatedly + $9.95
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That's our robot reading it back · your actual button is recorded in-house by a human

Want it in your own voice? Email a 5-second recording to custom@therevengestore.com and we'll program it straight onto the button.

(your sentence, on demand)
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03 Custom Keepsake Card hand-lettered · ~200 chars + $9.95
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Not a gift note. A keepsake. Their name becomes art.
Live · their card
All three together $19.90
Custom tattoo Custom sound button Custom keepsake card
Two at $9.95 · the third is on us

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Out the door in 24 hrs · Packed by hand in New York · Arrives in 2–4 days · free shipping