The Revenge Store gift box in Sweet and Snarky versions, showing mug, word search book, socks, sleep mask, cookies and popcorn on wood.
Gift Box · 03 · The Hamster Wheel

The Hamster Wheel
Gift Box.

For when deep exhales aren't enough.

Who this one is for

Some people aren't heartbroken or unemployed. They're just tired in a way that sleep doesn't fix, running the same loop day after day and wondering where the exit went. The Hamster Wheel Gift Box is nine hand-packed things for the chronically overextended. A mug for the coffee that's doing far too much heavy lifting. A word search book, permission to zone out on purpose. Socks and a sleep mask, because rest is a thing they've forgotten they're allowed to have. Cookies and popcorn, small mercies. And a sound button that says the thing they need to hear when the wheel won't stop turning. Sweet or snarky, you pick the vibe. For when deep exhales aren’t enough.

$74.95 Free shipping · Always

You can switch right up to checkout.

Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Enough &
Quiet Hours
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “You're allowed a break”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Sleeping It Off
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Empathetic Expression.
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Baked-In Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Time to Pivot
Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Anything Else? &
Clocking Out
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “Not happening today.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Fake Sleeping
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Snarky Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Plot Your Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Pivot. Hard.
Always in the box

And these three, every time.

Whichever side you pick, these come along. They're the quiet workhorses of every gift box.

Vibe mug
Always

Vibe mug

Soft or Savage. Whichever morning it is, they're covered.

Confidence notes
Always

Confidence notes

A daily pep talk for when you can't be there.

Word search therapy book
Always

Word search therapy book

We found the right words. Now they will, too.

Make it personal

Three blanks.

Fill them in.

Type something into one of these. Watch it become a real object you can put in their hand.

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01 Custom temporary tattoo 20 characters · lasts 5-7 days + $9.95
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Printed at actual size on a clear transfer sheet. Goes on with water.
Your Message
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02 Custom sound button 8 sec audio · battery in · press repeatedly + $9.95
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That's our robot reading it back · your actual button is recorded in-house by a human

Want it in your own voice? Email a 5-second recording to custom@therevengestore.com and we'll program it straight onto the button.

(your sentence, on demand)
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03 Custom Keepsake Card hand-lettered · ~200 chars + $9.95
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Not a gift note. A keepsake. Their name becomes art.
Live · their card
All three together $19.90
Custom tattoo Custom sound button Custom keepsake card
Two at $9.95 · the third is on us

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Out the door in 24 hrs · Packed by hand in New York · Arrives in 2–4 days · free shipping