Still Standing
Gift Box № 01 · The Rough Patch
The Rough Patch
The Rough Patch
Gift Box.
For when the universe has no heart.
$74.95
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Same gift box. Same care. Wildly different energy. You pick.
You can switch sides right up to checkout.
Tuned Sweet.
Your pick sets the tone.
Still Standing
Just Eww
And these three, every time.
Whichever side you pick, these come along. They're the quiet workhorses of every gift box.
Vibe mug
Soft or Savage. Whichever morning it is, they're covered.
Confidence notes
A daily pep talk for when you can't be there.
Word search therapy book
We found the right words. Now they will, too.
Every box ships with 9 hand-packed items, chosen with intention. Colors, packaging and small details may vary based on availability — but the care and love behind every box stay exactly the same. Any substitution will be of equal or greater value.
Three blanks.
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Custom temporary tattoo
2″ × 0.5″ · 12 chars · lasts 5–7 days
+ $9.95
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Printed at actual size on a clear transfer sheet. Goes on with water.
Your Message
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Custom sound button
8 sec audio · battery in · press repeatedly
+ $9.95
0/60
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Recorded in-house by a real human. Hit play to preview.
Want it in your own voice? Email a 5-second recording to custom@therevengestore.com and we'll program it straight onto the button.
(your sentence, on demand)
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Upscale greeting card
320gsm matte · hand-lettered · ~200 chars
+ $9.95
0/200
Not a gift note. A keepsake. Their name becomes art.
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Both buttons work. Pick the one that matches your vibe. Switch any time.
Ships in 24 hrs · hand-packed in New York · free over $75.