The Revenge Store gift box in Sweet and Snarky versions, showing mug, word search book, socks, sleep mask, cookies and popcorn on wood.
Gift Box · 05 · The Rough Patch

The Rough Patch
Gift Box.

For when the universe has no heart.

Who this one is for

Not every hard time comes with a headline. Sometimes it's just a stretch of weeks where everything is heavier than it should be, and there's no single word for it. The Rough Patch Gift Box is nine hand-packed things for the person going through it, whatever it is. A mug for the ordinary mornings that take extra effort right now. A word search book, a small quiet distraction. Socks and a sleep mask, comfort with no agenda. Cookies and popcorn, because a little sweetness helps. And a sound button that says the thing you'd want them to hear on the worst day. Sweet or snarky, you pick the vibe. For the one just having a hard time.

$74.95 Free shipping · always

You can switch right up to checkout.

Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Soft Reset &
Still Standing
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “This will not last forever.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Sleeping It Off
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Empathetic Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Baked-In Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Time to Pivot
Declaration Tattoos
Declaration Tattoos Add It To The List &
Just Eww
Press Me Message
Press Me Message “Hey, Universe? Knock it off.”
Off-Duty Sleep Mask
Off-Duty Sleep Mask Shhh...Fake Sleeping
Expression Socks
Expression Socks Snarky Expression
Comeback Cookies
Comeback Cookies Plot Your Comeback
Pivot Popcorn
Pivot Popcorn Pivot. Hard.
Always in the box

And these three, every time.

Whichever side you pick, these come along. They're the quiet workhorses of every gift box.

Vibe mug
Always

Vibe mug

Soft or Savage. Whichever morning it is, they're covered.

Confidence notes
Always

Confidence notes

A daily pep talk for when you can't be there.

Word search therapy book
Always

Word search therapy book

We found the right words. Now they will, too.

Make it personal

Three blanks.

Fill them in.

Type something into one of these. Watch it become a real object you can put in their hand.

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01 Custom temporary tattoo 20 characters · lasts 5-7 days + $9.95
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Printed at actual size on a clear transfer sheet. Goes on with water.
Your Message
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02 Custom sound button 8 sec audio · battery in · press repeatedly + $9.95
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That's our robot reading it back · your actual button is recorded in-house by a human

Want it in your own voice? Email a 5-second recording to custom@therevengestore.com and we'll program it straight onto the button.

(your sentence, on demand)
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03 Custom Keepsake Card hand-lettered · ~200 chars + $9.95
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Not a gift note. A keepsake. Their name becomes art.
Live · their card
All three together $19.90
Custom tattoo Custom sound button Custom keepsake card
Two at $9.95 · the third is on us

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Out the door in 24 hrs · Packed by hand in New York · Arrives in 2–4 days · free shipping